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Jacques Chirac est une
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A page dedicated to America's
worthless and ungrateful allies. These are the weasels, skunks, and rats who
make life miserable for the USA and find friends and clients among despots world
wide.
There is a reason these words were spoken by Jed
Babbin, a former deputy undersecretary of defense in the first Bush administration,
" . . . you know frankly, going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind."
While speaking to the Hoover Institution, Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was asked this question: "Could you tell us why to date at least, the Administration doesn't favor direct talks with the North
Korean government" After all, we're talking with the French." The Secretary smiled and replied: "I'm not going there!"
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As for Belgium, a US official said
it best,
Reporter : "Besides France and
Germany, don't you care about Belgium's objections?"
Official : "No, Belgium is just
France's MiniMe."
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Dennis Miller on Jay Leno :
The Russians - "If they can take out that many friendlies in retaking an opera house, do you really want them off your wing?
The Belgians - "Belgians, you new they'd waffle"
The French - "After we had the good taste to chisel the armpit hair of of the statue of liberty ....
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| "I would rather have a German division in front of me
than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton 5
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| "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war.
Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one
up?" --- Jay Leno 5
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"As you know our Allies of Evil are not being helpful
with this Iraqi situation. With all due respect I think President Bush is
handling this situation all wrong What Bush should do is send
someone the French really
respect, like Jerry Lewis." --- Jay Leno 5
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| "I don't know why people are surprised that France
won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us
get the Germans out of France!" --- Jay Leno 5
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| "The only way the French are going in is if we tell
them we found truffles in Iraq." --- Dennis Miller 5
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The UN,
France's Maginot Line for the Millennium
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The National Motto of France "Invincible In Peace - Invisible In War"
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Q. What is the French National Bird?
A. The Ostrich.
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Q :How do you say in French "Thanks for the help during WW II"?
A : "Veto at the UN."
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Q. Why are the French so afraid of war??
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
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Q: What do you call a French soldier in Iraq?
A: Lost
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Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A Salesman.
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Q : How can you tell when France's Chirac and de Villepin are telling the truth?
A : Their mouths aren't moving.
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Q : What is the correct way to say France's President last name ( Chirac )??
A: SHH-IRAQ.
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Q : How can you tell the difference between Communist Chinese and freedom-loving Chinese?
A : The Communist Chinese agree with France.
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Q : How can you tell that President Bush is NOT a fascist?
A : If he were a fascist, the French would be collaborating with him by now!
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Q : What is the French contingency plan in case the British and Americans invade Iraq?
A : Immediate French surrender to the Germans.
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Q : What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
A : This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.
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The French are collaborating with the Germans yet again. Seems like old times.
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The French still need more proof that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery.
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The last time France asked for more evidence, it rolled over them in Panzer
tanks carrying the Nazi flag. 5
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag." -- David Letterman 5
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How many British and Americans will die because of German collaboration with Chirac's France?
Too many
How many British and Americans died because of French collaboration with Hitler's Germany during WW II?
Too many
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Newspaper Headline : "Earthquakes In France !"
March 15, 2003.
Today it
was reported that a severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different
locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the
Richter Scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American
soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to
the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from
World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American
dead
from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave
American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty
of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. May the United
States of
America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal
with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!
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President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Iraqi crisis.
The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons. He further explained that should that happen, any future likely conflict with the madman could result in a bloodbath. The
French ambassador, although, did not understand. It seems there is no word
for "bath" in French.
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Dictionary Definition Of Saddamy
sad·dam·y (s¼d".-m¶) n. 1. Mental masturbation of one world
leader with another. 2. Rear end kissing with a leader of the opposite
country. 3. A act by an enemy resulting in a brown fecoid nasal stain on a
former ally 4. colloquial Swedish, a game of hide the missile
played with a lawyer [Middle English saddamie, from Old French, from Sodome,
Sodom, Henri Philippe Pétain, Jacques Chirac, Jean-Marie Le Pen,
General Charles de Gaulle, from New German Herta Daeubler-Gmeli, Gerhard
Schroeder, from Kurdish Saddam Insane Gaseus, from Latin Saddama, from Greek, from Hebrew s'd½m.]
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