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do you do after taking up arms with a foreign power at war with your own
country? That's Johnny Walker's question. Luckily Daddy is a
rich lawyer and can hire the best lawyers money can buy.
These legal eagles have considered several ideas: |
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| Idea #1: |
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| A good idea, however, it was found a little dated. After consulting a New York Senator, the lawyers plan to try this in four years, if applicable. |
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| Idea #2: |
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| Claim that Johnny boy is not unique and that other Americans have joined the Taliban ....... |
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| ... and that radical fundamentalist Islamic groups embracing Bin Laden do not turn converts to violence. |
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| Scholarly sources feel this is childish fantasy. ........ |
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