Saddam's Haair Club For Whimps
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What is causing your hair loss ?

Have you had a hair raising experience? Have you had your hair turn white after being "up close and personal" with a coalition precision guided weapon?  Is that bald spot attracting the coalition "chrome dome" and getting you blown away?  Did you find your scalp on a pole after a interview with local Dictator's State run TV?

Maybe it is time to switch to the side of Saddam.  Join Saddam's Hair Club for Wimps. We have catered to the losers of the world for decades.  Our fine Western educated scientists will give you the benefit of our years of research on chemical and biological weapons.  We'll put hair on your chest and that empty head.

The process starts with a simple brain washing and is followed with a full hair and personality implant.  Soon you will be a happy customer like French President Jacques Chirac, German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, and MSNBC reporter Peter Arnett.  This process has been a secret of stars for years.  Just ask Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, Tim Robbins, Jane Kaczmarek, Tony Shalhoub, James Cromwell, Hector Elizondo, Mike Farrell, Robert Greenwald and Susan Sarandon.

Soon that Kevlar Slanted Fedora will be just a security requirement and no longer prop to shield your shame, and your hair will be blowing in the Tailwind.  CNN
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Iraq ribbon of 23 years of fine chemical weapons use About Hair Replacement : Learn everything about Hair loss and hair replacement options. Our scientists have been testing these techniques on Iranians since 1980 and on Kurds since 1988.  From our fine Halabja facility to a terrorist cell near you, we are only a breath away.  So give Saddam a call and ask, "Can you help me now?" 


Call - 1-888-666-IRAQ and ask for a FREE interrogation.

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Note :
This is a parody.  The jokes and parody are for entertainment only and are not meant to be considered fact or news.  If you want news, go to Fox Cable News or WRKO radio.
Saddam's hair Club for Wimps is NOT related to The Hair Club For Men

Credit:
Image of Peter Arnet in the Iraqi uniform is from The Drudge Report
The Iraqi TV photo of Peter Arnet was from Yahoo and was attributed to AP 

For more Iraq and Saddam parodies, try The Bin Toons.


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