| Saddam Insane Cartoons |
| The diplomacy of France,
.... |
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Official Iraqi Ballot |
| ..., Saddam's German
bunker, ... |
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"What is the
password?" |
| ..., Saddam Hussein,
... |
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Iraq |
My Republican Guard will
be here ...... |
| anti-war traitors,
...., collaborators, .. |
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Inspector Jacques
Clouseau, ....Sir Charles Litton, .... |
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U.K. |
Natalie Maines of the
Blixie Chicks sings with Saddam on the "Dixie Duo" CD |
| .., the Jackson five,
.... |
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...,
jet pilot, F16, ..., F18, ... |
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Michael Jackson joins the
war 10 |
| ., The King Of Pop,
.... |
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..., President of Iraq,
.... |
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Oh, say can you see
........ 10 |
| ..., Tomahawk missile,
... |
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EBay, ... ebay, ...,WMD,
.... |
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A pop quiz, do you know
the answer? 10 |
| ..., Peter Arnett, ..,
CNN, ... , C.N.N., ... |
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..., Peter Arnet, .. ,
Cable News Network, ... |
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How to know the real
Saddam |
| .. , Saddam Hussein,
Saddam Insane, ... |
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It is all relative. |
| ... , Saddam Hussein,
Saddam Insane, ... |
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Saddam's Secret |
| ...,
music, |
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President George
Bush... |
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He'll take you life with a
Camel. Look Hans! |
| ..., F22, ... F-22,
..., Raptor, ... |
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the Pink Panther, .... |
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Senator Kennedy is
enlisted in the war on Saddam by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld |
| .. , Senator Edward M.
Kennedy, ... |
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..., Mary Jo Kopechne,
.. , Detective Bernie Flynn, ... , July 19, 1969, .. bridge, ... |
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A monster of a movie |
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| The history of France, .... |
| Saddam Jokes |
| UN security council,
... |
Dictionary Definition Of Saddamy
sad·dam·y (s¼d".-m¶) n. 1. Mental masturbation of one world
leader with another. 2. Rear end kissing with a leader of the opposite
country. 3. A act by an enemy resulting in a brown fecoid nasal stain on a
former ally 4. colloquial Swedish, a game of hide the missile
played with a lawyer [Middle English saddamie, from Old French, from Sodome,
Sodom, Henri Philippe Pétain, Jacques Chirac, Jean-Marie Le Pen,
General Charles de Gaulle, from New German Herta Daeubler-Gmeli, Gerhard
Schroeder, from Kurdish Saddam Insane Gaseus, from Latin Saddama, from Greek, from Hebrew s'd½m.]
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| .., thesaurus, .., word, ..,
define, .., language, .., usage, .., homosexual, ... |
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. |
| ..., Barney Rubble, .., Wilma Flintstone,
.., Bed Rock, .., Bedrock, .., cartoon, .., animation, ..., Wilma and Pebbles Flintstone,
... |
Q : What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A : They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! |
| .., Bamm-Bamm Rubble and Vulture,
..., fairy tale, .., fairey tale, .., Grimm's fairy tales, ... |
Q : What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A : They both have Kurds in their Whey. |
| .., Kurdistan, .., Kirdistan,
.., Turkish border, .., Islamic State,.., Kuwait, .. , Saudi Arabia, ...,
Iran, ... |
Q : What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A : Turkey. |
| Saddam Late Night
Monologue Jokes and Quotes |
| .. , TV, .. , television, ..
, tele, .. , the tube, .. , HDTV, .. , T.V., .. , TV station, .. , TV
network, .. , CBS, .. , NBC, .. , ABC, ... |
Saddam Hussein has now agreed to weapons inspections.
The bad news is that he wants Arthur Andersen to do it. ( source
unknown ) |
| .. , Fox News, .. , United
Nations, .. , UN, .. , U.N., UNHQ, .. , Secretariat, Secretary-General,..
, Kofi Annan, .. , Security Council, ... |
| Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.
-- Jay Leno |
| .. , Security Counsel, .. ,
SC, General Assembly,.. , GA,.. , Economic and Social Council,
.. , ECOSOC,.. , CyberSchoolBus, .... |
| Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.
--- Jay Leno |
| .. , Cyberschoolbus,
.. , Hans Blix,.. , inspector, .. , Unmovic, .. , weapon, .. , mass destruction,
.. , distruction, ...., WMD,.... |
| Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?
-- Jay Leno |
| ... , warfare, ... ,
warhead, .. , war head, .. , missile,.. , rocket, .., shell, .. ,
bio., .. , biological, .. , microbiological, .. , smallpox, ... |
| Thanks for coming out on such a hot day. I was sweating like Saddam Hussein watching Bush's poll numbers drop.
-- Jay Leno |
| ... , small pox, .. ,
anthrax, .. , biologic, .. , biological, .. , chemical, .. , nerve gas,
... , VX,... , aerosol,... , Scud, .. , nuclear, fission,
.. |
| Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank
Lautenberg. -- David Letterman |
| .. , fusion, .. , uranium,
.. , plutonium, .. , bomb, .. , Iraqi,.. , Saddam Hussein, .. ,
Saddam Insane, .. , Sadam, .. , Baath Party,.. |
| Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news — they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
--- David Letterman |
| .. , Bath Party, .. ,
Presidency, .. , President George W. Bush, .. , George Bush, .. , French,
.. , Jacques Chirac ,.. , President, .. , skunk, ... |
The Pentagon announced today the existence of a new terrorist group in Iraq. This new group is known as Saddam Hussein's Iraqi Terrorists (SHIT).
The Iraqi government had been actively recruiting both their soldiers and civilians to become SHITs with a marketing campaign copying the Dr. Pepper jingle, "I'm a SHIT, he's a SHIT, etc.... wouldn't you like to be a SHIT too?" This apparently would be considered a promotion for regular Iraqi Army soldiers, but only a lateral transfer for Republican Guard members.
According to a Pentagon analyst, one of the most disturbing facets of this is the ability of the SHIT to disguise themselves as TURDs
(Terrorists Underneath Raghead Diapers). It would be difficult, he said, to distinguish between SHITs and TURDs without very close examination. He further stated, however, that US forces would continue to do their best to shoot the SHIT and bomb the SHIT out of Iraq, or until the SHIT hit the fan.
The Pentagon also said they regard Saddam Hussein to be the Number One SHIT, and that he is at the top of their SHIT list. |
| .. , rat, .. , ally, .. ,
allies, .. , treaty,.. , Iraq, .. , Iraqi, .. , betray, .. , veto,
.. , NATO, .. , Russia, .. , Russian, .. , Korea, .. , China, .. ,
Chinese, ... |
| Quotes About Saddam |
| .. , Press
Corps, .. , New York Times, .. , LA Times, .. , Whit House Press Room, ..
, West Wing, .. , Fourth Estate, ... |
| There is already a mountain of evidence that Saddam Hussein is gathering weapons for the purpose of using them. And adding additional information is like adding a foot to Mount Everest.
-- Ari Fleischer, U.S. White House spokesman |
| .. , White
House, .. , Washington DC, .. , Executive Branch, .. , whitehouse.gov, ..
, whitehouse.com, ... , Dubya, ... , USA, ... |
| The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he (Saddam) can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.
-- Condoleezza Rice, U.S. National Security Adviser |
| .. , Labor
Party, .. , Labour Party, ..., British Air Force, .. , British Navy, ... ,
British Army, .. , OSS, .. , SAS, ... , S.A.S. |
| The threat from Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction – chemical, biological, potentially nuclear weapons capability – that threat is real.
-- Tony Blair, British Prime Minister |
| .., UK, ..,
United Kingdom, .., British Isles, .., British Common Wealth, .. , British
Commonwealth, .. , Britain, ... |
| As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he a soldier. Other than that, he's a great military man. I want you to know that.
-- Norman Schwarzkopf |
| .., US Army,
.., soldier, .. , General, .., M1 tank, .., Apache helicopter, .., West
Point, ... , retired General, ... |
