Osama's Reward

After getting nailed by a daisy cutter, Osama made his way to the Pearly
Gates, and there, George Washington greets him.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells President
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the American's
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal
Government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to
Osama's knee.

Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

Then as Osama writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams,
"This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"

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