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Lieutenant Warren Keffer


Hey, won't I need my flight suit for this mission? Keffer is spaced !! 

Not even JMS could take this guy's ego.

As one of you said, JMS gave him the boot so so did we.


 
Week Seven Voter Comments
Here is me, the perplexed one again. :)

I went to stare at jim's 'survivor' board for a while and rationalized that perhaps people 
are voting to space talia because she is remembered as being a hidden betrayer?

I actually voted for Vir's future wife because she was *psycho* Narn killer.

 If i followed my own logic, i would have voted a dark talia ("control") off the station.
However, this doesn't explain votes to space ivanova (???).....

Lochley revenge?

m... has things to do which she is avoiding :)   TRUST THE CORPS
....yikes, it looks like it's going to happen. :-( 

I reg'd and put my vote in!

Thanks to jim for the update.....i too, am perplexed by the aggressive voting to space talia *frown*.

One neat experiment would be to try to vote marcus off and see what kind of voting is done to save him ;)

"What about Mac and Bo? " 

Keep them. Someone will have to repair the air lock. 

aww poor X. 
Well if its any help..I had the day from hell today at work! thank God I only have two more days of that nightmare to go!!
I start school myself in two weeks!
The cute commander to be spaced makes the mind boggle...i don't know who's voting but i bet they love lochley!!
Wow! well at least Talia is now safe!
Whoever is voting for Ivanova must be space happy/nuts/crackers/weird.
They are there. In time my Dragon friend; in due time ..... 

He, He, He, .......

There is a poster on this board that thinks Lyndisty is the cat's meow.

`She`s cute, loving, and you can count on her to help you fight your enemies.`

In a recent email, when I referred to the actress as Carmin Thomas instead of Carmine Thomas, his reply
was:

`... and if you make that mistake again I`ll have to disembowel you with your own teeth.`

I can't wait to hear Yoof`s comments when he hears I voted to have her spaced.

Oops!!! You didn't hear that!!!

*grins* I voted for Marcus to be spaced, and got some other people 
to promise to do so too. I think we should set up a * Save Talia! * campaign!

Watching the RR with interest . . :)

traumatized and sedated after fighting her way through a blockade 
of French farmers clutching pitchforks at Calais . . .*

.... have you looked? :-O

.... jaw drops in disbelief,

.....  (encounter suit, however, remains expressionless)

I'm still voting for Bester. 

He'll always be Mr. First Out The Airlock in my book. (Ok, maybe tied with Morden) 

Just not Franklin - maybe he'll take his shirt off for us again someday... :->

Franklin take his shirt off?? Sure! Garibaldi too! 

'Course Valen and Sheridan were both hunks but they are also suffering from DeltaBurke-itis:
one twinkie away from turning into the Goodyear blimp.

Better than the Firestone Blimp  ...... 
Blamo !!!!  ...
I though I saw the Hindenburg?
I did, I did !!!!
SR wrote: ...
"Lyndisty is the cat's meow...
`She`s cute, loving, and you can count on her to help you fight your enemies.`...
Carmin Thomas ...
Carmine Thomas..."

SR, thanks for your glowing review of CarmEn Thomas.
Both your spellings were wrong,
but since you were so flattering to our favorite actress,
I will disembowel you with a rusty butter knife, instead of with your own teeth.

Well ...
Of course you and the globe folks can handle this whatever way you think best, after all, this is just fun.

But, I mean, why bother being fair?
Here we are chucking B5 people out an airlock based on nothing but mob rule. 
One could think of the write in characters as hiding when the initial count was taken.

Just imagine a mob of people storming down a B5 corridor. 
Somebody spots Lyndisty hiding behind some boxes and shouts:

Look, there she is, GET HER, GET HER.

And with that they pounce upon her and drag her kicking and screaming to the nearest airlock.

Oh, wait a minute, she isn't supposed to get spaced ...

Oh well, that doesn't matter, you get the point.

Excuse moi !!! 

Who are the worthless smucks who are voting for Talia and Ivanova !!! 

 Hey, numbskulls! Dr. Kyle, Talon, Takashema are on the list. Touch one more TEEP and you'll have a mind quake that will fill your shorts! 

This has been a Bureau 13 public service announcement.

RT7 wrote: What ya think Rhino? 

A dangerous question.

I think we should model the atmosphere after the French Reign of Terror.
There are about 250,000 sentients on B5, and we are familiar with only a handfull.
There could be lots of others that we haven`t seen before.

Geting back to the Reign of Terror,
there should be street vendors selling little dolls of people spaced on puppet strings,
that the children can shake about and make them look all spastic.

Definitely need the Monty Python crew dressed as women,
seated, watching the proceedings while knitting.

`Ohhh Agnus found out her hubby has been carrying on with that floosie from the Zocolo.
Threw him out an airlock she did ...`

`Well as I was telling Mrs B. ... oh look there goes another one`

`Ohhh I think it is so funny the way their arms and legs move about like that.`

`Yes yes yes, 12 quid says he wets himself.`

And Now For Something Completely Different ...

The Larch

`Yes yes yes, 12 quid says he wets himself.`

And Now For Something Completely Different ...

The Larch

>> I think I am gonna wet myself from laughing so hard!!! This was absolutely classic, ... !!! :-)

... wrote: I think I am gonna wet myself from laughing so hard!!!
This was absolutely classic, ... !!! :-)

Man, the titles if the recent posts in this topic make it look like a conversation between Beavis and Butthead.

I think JMS is right,
you do get the best effect when you hear the actual characters talking in your head.
I think I have pulled it off twice before.

Once during the time when Franklin was having his Stims Problem,
we were discussing what B5 would be like if different actors and actresses played the characters.
I had Cheech Marin playing the part of the good doctor and Tommy Chong playing the part of his assistant,
and they were operating on a wounded Narn.
(Poor SOB)

Like last night,
I could hear the conversation clearly in my head,
and just wrote it down.

As for wetting his pants, well, we through him out without them. 
All I see out this portal is a bunch of yellow droplets..... 
Note: The names are not listed to protect the guilty


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