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SENATOR BOB DOLE ON ' SMALLVILLE '
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Dole Viagra Commercial
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Former U.S. Presidential
candidate, Bob Dole, made a few comments on the new WB television show
'Smallville." Senator
Dole : "Have you been down? Do you feel you just do not measure
up?" "Well it could be '
E.D.'" "Not that bowling alley lawyer on ABC or
the three adolescent boys facing the challenges of puberty in 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'
on the Cartoon Channel, I am talking about what the experts call, 'erectile
dysfunction' or as I call it 'Smallville' " "If you feel you are in Smallville.
Pfizer pharmaceuticals may have the
answer." "It's
called Viagra. This little blue pill may be the what you are looking
for. It will make you the Superman your partner is
looking for. You will be ready to fight the most hardened criminals and
beat back the most stiff resistance and." "It
has been the most uplifting experience in my life. With Viagra, you to
can stand tall and no longer be referred to as the little guy from 'Smallville.'
In politics, I was called 'a towering figure'
in the United States Senate, but now it is at home, motels, the back seats of
cars, cloak rooms, ....."
"Do not let
being down Krypt you style. Try Viagra today."
Note : Senator Dole is the former
Senator from Kansas, as in Smallville, Kansas.
Published on: April 29, 2002
Updated : May 28, 2002
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