FIGHT TERROR WITH TERROR 

George "Dubya" Bush has turned to Hollywood for inspiration again for his war against terror.  

Last year, around October if this Ranger recalls correctly, the President turned to Hollywood script writers to come up
with  ideas for what terrorists might do next.  Now he is using the movies for  inspiration for his weapons.

Around about the same time as Bush was looking for Die Hard 4 scripts,
Star  Wars fans were having there own problems.  Internet rumours had it that  N*Sync, boy band extraordinaire, were going to be extras in the up coming "Attack of the clones".  This rumour eventually made it to the White House and Dubya sprung into action.  For the past 6 months, Area 51's best
 geneticists have been hard at work.  The result, "Attack of the N*sync".

N*Sync Warrior Clones ( click to enlarge )

 "The outcry by Star Wars fans was amazing" said Dubya.  "I thought that if
 these geeks had that kind of reaction, the terrorists would go crazy."
The cloned monsters will be shipping out to Afghanistan in the next few weeks and Operation Bye Bye Bye will begin in earnest.  The boys will be
deployed around the cave complexes that possibly house terrorists.  Civilians and regular soldiers will be evacuated in a 50 mile radius to avoid casualties
 on the wrong side.  This isn't good enough for human rights groups though.

 "It's terrible," said Sum Weirdybeardy from Amnesty International.  "Why
 don't they just drop a nuke on them or something?  It would be more
 humane..."

Author : Ranger Dave

Published on: April 29, 2002
Updated : May 9, 2002 

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