ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS 

Kango "The Clown" Fett 1

Star Wars fans have something to look forward to this month.  

Wait, start again.  Star Wars fans have many things to look forward to this month, not the least of which is Celebration II.  The first Celebration was the largest official Star Wars convention ever held, and Celeb II is going to out do it.  Thousands of fans will flock to Indy to see stars from all 5 movies and buy lots and lots of stuff and gubbins.

One organization doesn't think it's up to scratch though, and they are going to do something about it.  Ack! ( American Clown Kouncil ) members will also be turning up in force (no pun intended).  

Dropsy Macpoopindapantsandfallover, the President of Ack!, had this to say. :  "It's not a Celebration without Clowns (honk, squirt some water from a flower lapel) and LucasFilm hasn't provided any for the fans.  We are going to fix that," he threatened.  Mr. Macpoopindapantsandfallover then pooped his pants and fell over, before continuing "Plus, we're all Star Wars fans now.  Jar Jar Binks is like a patron for us.  Millions of people thought he wasn't funny and ruined the occasion, and that's pretty much what they think of us too!"

He then went on to cry for a while that he didn't want to be a clown, before tumbling away and entering a very small car that had 10 clowns already inside.  George Lucas had this to say in response "Who the hell is Ranger Dave?  How did you get my number?  Get off my ranch!".  Rick McCallum then lifted me up with The Force and threw me over the fence.  Fair enough, I'll just keep the baseball cap I grabbed (teeheehee).

Ranger Dave reporting

Published on: May 1, 2002
Updated :  May 8, 2002

Note : 1.  Credit to Nathan and the "Got Your Nose" site for the clown's face image

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