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ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS
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Kango
"The Clown" Fett 1
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Star Wars fans have
something to look forward to this month.
Wait, start again. Star Wars fans have
many things to look forward to this month, not the least of which is
Celebration II. The first Celebration was the largest official Star
Wars convention ever held, and Celeb II is going to out do it.
Thousands of fans will flock to Indy to see stars from all 5 movies and buy
lots and lots of stuff and gubbins.
One organization doesn't think it's up to
scratch though, and they are going to do something about it. Ack! (
American Clown Kouncil ) members will also be turning up in force (no pun
intended).
Dropsy Macpoopindapantsandfallover, the
President of Ack!, had this to say. : "It's not a Celebration
without Clowns (honk, squirt some water from a flower lapel) and LucasFilm
hasn't provided any for the fans. We are going to fix that," he
threatened. Mr. Macpoopindapantsandfallover then pooped his pants and
fell over, before continuing "Plus, we're all Star Wars fans now.
Jar Jar Binks is like a patron for us. Millions of people thought he
wasn't funny and ruined the occasion, and that's pretty much what they think
of us too!"
He then went on to cry for a while that he
didn't want to be a clown, before tumbling away and entering a very small
car that had 10 clowns already inside. George Lucas had this to say in
response "Who the hell is Ranger Dave? How did you get my number?
Get off my ranch!". Rick McCallum then lifted me up with The
Force and threw me over the fence. Fair enough, I'll just keep the
baseball cap I grabbed (teeheehee).
Ranger
Dave
reporting
Published on: May 1, 2002
Updated : May 8, 2002
Note : 1. Credit to Nathan
and the "Got Your Nose" site for the clown's face image
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