WHERE IS KOSH?  JULY 2002

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The beloved Vorlon and First One, Kosh, was spotted this month designing a new line of women's clothes.

As summer reaches full stride, the Vorlon Ambassador has been seen hard at work on his alternative summer attire for women. 

In an attempt to restore order to the chaos that is the fashion world for the average woman, Kosh has created a new line of women's apparel based on the basic Vorlon couture.  Our fashion reporter interviewed Mr. Kevin Sprach for the story.

Reporter : "Mister Sprach, as a noted couturier in your own right, what do you think of The Ambassador's new fashion line?"

Mr. Sprach : "Well, it's just inspiration !  The colors just scream at you, 'Wear me !'  Kosh defies convention and just speaks to women."

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Reporter : "How so?"

Mr. Sprach : "The average woman is tired of trying to fit in the fashion world's image of models that see their birth weight on the scale, assume poses that would cripple a gymnast, wear clothes too delicate for the real working woman, and require accessories that would bankrupt a small nation."

Reporter : "What is so new with the Vorlon approach?"

Mr. Sprach : "The basic Vorlon dress is a space age 'muumuu' modeled on the Kosh's own basic Vorlon wardrobe.  No tight fitting garments guarantees your figure is not an issue.  No one knows what is in a Vorlon encounter suit.  Damn Jenny Craig and put on a muumuu !!!  With a Kosh original you are ready to shuffle through your halls like a Vorlon in blue sector."

 

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Reporter : "That is a selling point?"

Mr. Sprach : "Oh girl !  Look at the advertising.  Take an anorexic super model in bizarre pose with nearly no clothes on and put her in the Kosh Kollection.  The transformation just sings!  Suddenly the runway fashion enemy looks just like you in clothes you can fit into."

Reporter : "Any other benefits?"

Mr. Sprach : "Have you ever seen a Vorlon shave or hot wax?"

Reporter : "No."

Mr. Sprach : "Have you ever seen a Vorlon accessorize?"

Reporter : "No."

Mr. Sprach : "The Kosh Kollection has muumuu's for the masses."

Reporter : "But most women also want 'a look', correct?"

Mr. Sprach : "The Kosh Kollection comes in a galaxy of colors. There is Bester black, Brakiri blue, Pak pink, Centauri Royal purple, Vorlon green, ... and many more.  The colors and patterns also change."

Reporter : "You mean they fade with age?"

Mr. Sprach : "No they change.  They fabric is organic and based on Vorlon organic technology.  This fabric is so smart it anticipates your needs and expands with big meals, eliminates creases, .. etc."

Reporter : "That is unbelievable."

Mr. Sprach : "They are still working on a few problems."

Reporter : "Problems?"

Mr. Sprach : "Yes, it seems the fabric gets a bit snooty if you spill on it.  Luckily, the obscenities are in Vorlon."

Reporter : "But it is still just a house coat with bright Hawaiian colors, right?"

Mr. Sprach : "No, this is the ideal night out dress.  Imagine a blind date.  Is he the date from hell with Russian hands, Roman fingers?  Is he a roaming culture dish worthy of the CDC?  Vorlon fashion is the ideal encounter suit for this encounter."

Reporter : "Are there any other markets?"

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Mr. Sprach : "Kosh has been toying with a line for toys.  So far he has only fitted out the B5 bear."

Reporter : "The 'JS,' John Sheridan bear?"

Mr. Sprach : "Yup, that's the one.  Next is Vorlon Barbie.  Wait until Ken encounters that!"

Reporter : "I imagine.  Thanks for the information."

 Mr. Sprach : "Watch for next years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.  Expect Kosh to be there !"

Babylon 5, ... crusade, ...Legend Of The Rangers, ... Stephanne Seymore, ...Heidi Clum, .... Carla Brune, .... supermodle, ... Playboy centerfold, .... 

Note : Upon hearing of the Kosh collection, super model Kate Moss went on a hunger strike.  She has yet to be found.

 

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Published on: July 17, 2002 , .... nude layout, ... banned, ..... Babylon 5, .... topless, ..... 
Updated on : Jan 25, 2003 , .... JMS, .... bottomless, .... joke, .... parody, ..... farce .... , Carrla Bruni, ..... candid picture, ..... photograph, ..... First Ones, .... Vorlon Homeworld, ..... 

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