SLEEPER ME ELMO

The Corps

Psi Corps, Telepath War

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The The Psi Corps Toy Ad	B4
Psi Cop Alfred Bester, heroine, drug abuse	B5

Psi Corps introduced their new toy today, "Sleeper Me Elmo."

In an effort to create a new educational toy for the world's children, Psi Corps went to Microsoft for ideas.  Drawing on the popularity of Sesame Street and the prior successful doll, "Tickle Me Elmo," they came up with this new children's favorite.

It places boys and girls in the role of a Psi Cop dispensing sleepers to Telepaths who do not wish to join the Corps.   They get to inject the rebellious TEEP Elmo and watch as part of his mind washes away.

To make the experience seem new every time, Elmo uses a new phrase as he protests, randomly convulses, and sporadically simulates overdoses.  Elmo can also be a great way for you child to learn CPR, and giving the last rights!

If your problem child has been pulling the wings off flies, putting lizards in coin returns, and tying knots in worms, this is the ticket !  Channel those creative talents into the Psi Corps.  

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Mister Morden	ESS
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His Neighborhood	jms
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One day he too could be a gloved one!  

Be proud. Be the parent of a future TEEP wearing the Psi badge.

"Sleeper Me Elmo" is the official action figure of Mister Morden's Neighborhood.

Without a Shadow of a doubt, this is the toy to get for that next birthday or holiday.  It's Besterific !

Soon to follow from the Microsoft Psi Corps Toy Lab :

- "Make Me Extinct Barney" where your child gets to crash a meteor into the obnoxious purple dinosaur thus creating an ice age and eliminating the species.

- "Operation Vorlon," this is a variation of the old game "Operation."  However, in this version your child gets to play the telepath and enter the encounter suit of a poisoned Vorlon.  Do a Lyta and get a hand in Kosh!

- "Mundane Barbie," let you child practice for the telepath War, test telekinetic skills, and show the Mundanes who's boss.

Shadows are the Lords of the Drakh, Drak, Drac, ans Drahk of Za'Ha'Dum.

Available separately are accessories, including Psi Corps gloves, badges, PPGs, gas masks, indenticards, training manuals, Blip bracelets, and dinner ware.

Note : 
- Batteries not included, and the use of the Elmo identity has nothing to do with his friend Bert throwing a pie in the face of Microsoft head Bill Gates
( see gallery ).
- Offer void where prohibited by Vorlons.

Talia Winters, commercial telepath

Commander Susan Ivanova, latent telepath

Byron, rogue telepath

Lyta Alexander, ex-Psi Cop, ex-commercial telepath, Vorlon Uber weapon

Published on: June 30, 2002
Updated on : July  8, 2002

Bill Gates

Elmo
With Lyta

Lyta