WHERE IS KOSH?  MARCH 2002

VORLON AMBASSADOR KOSH

The beloved Vorlon and First One, Kosh, was spotted this month at the home show modeling bathroom fixtures.

We were very surprised to hear from our Home Life reporter that she spotted the former Vorlon Ambassador at the Home Show.

It appears the Vorlon has taken up convention modeling.  We asked the company representative at the booth for some details.

"Mr. Sebastian, why a Vorlon model for showers?"

Sebastian : "Well, we've used the usual models in the past, but Koshie just has some special qualities."

"Qualities?"

Sebastian : "Yes, an ideal convention model just stands there and looks good.  Kosh is perfect.  He doesn't talk the customers to death like the typical bimbo."

"but a Vorlon?"

Sebastian: "He seemed to take to the shower curtain.  Most models want to do the car or boat shows.  Only a Vorlon finds a shower sexy."

"But modeling behind the shower?"

Sebastian : "True, usually the models go in front, but Koshie feels a home behind the curtain and there was that incident .... " 

"What incident?"

Sebastian : "Let's just say Vorlons were not meant to wear bathing suits, especially thongs ..."

< reported stunned for a minute by mental image of a Vorlon in thong >

"Ewwwwww ........ !"

Sebastian : "Yes, it was a bad scene, a real bad scene.   I've never seen a convention center clear so fast since Shatner sang tunes from his album at the last Trek con."

Our reporter did get a brief statement from the former ambassador.

"Ambassador, which job do you prefer more, representing the Vorlon empire or modeling showers?

Kosh : "Yes"

"What?"

Sebastian : "Believe it on not, he makes more sense than our last model.  She was a blond."

Published on: March 20, 2002 

Kosh

Jeffrey Willerth

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