B5 Political Endorsements

In the spirit of inane politics. stupid politicians, bereft government policy, banal TV ads, and the general sarcasm , dementia, silliness, irreverence, and humor the SeeBS network stands for.

We present fictional Babylon 5 personal endorsements of unfortunately real politicians.

Submit you character endorsements and we'll add them to the lunacy that is the election season.

2002 should be a banner year for ridiculous politics.

Jim

		2000 -2001 Election Season
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		Ambassador Londo Mollari " I like Vice Resident Al Gore. He's a major stock holder in Occidental Petroleum which is destroying the rain forest. He's doing to those natives what we did to the Narn Homeworld, but he's getting away with it !! He must be Centauri !!!"
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		Na Grath ( Down Below, criminal boss and black marketer ) " Bush, Buussshhh! A look at his college years makes me think he'll be great for one of our trades ... DUST !!!! "
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		Keffer ( Starfurry Pilot in Season 1) "Ralph Nader, Ever seen a Starfurry? These are the Corvairs of Earth Force. At least with him we might get to fly something safe before JMS kicks me of this show."
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		Nightwatch Liaison "I'm for Pat Buchanan. He's loyal and knows an alien when he sees one !!!"
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		TEEP On Duty On Earth Force Destroyer I'm for Al Gore. He created the internet, you know. After this assignment the net may need something more than Escalon or Carnivore.
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		Ranger Marcus I'm for Bush. He saved the Texas branch of the Rangers from the dumpster. I just can't figure why the wear spoons around their necks instead of Ranger medallions.
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		Bo, Station Custodian Nader, Who else ! You ever been around this place? Our floor cleaners don't work and some guy down below is selling combination floor wax / aphrodisiac. We need a serious consumer crusader before we go the way of Babylon's 1 through 3 !
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		Jack The Ripper, Delenn's Inquisitor Pat Buchanan's my choice. We are from the same century. I like his sense of humor , he's a real cut up !
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		Pak Ma 'Ra Ambassador President of Russia Vladimir Putin! The Pak Ma Ra have not eaten better since he started his rescue missions. That deep cold preparation, slight salty taste, and nice metal container ... Yum !!
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		Ambassador G'Kar of Narn G'kar: Me and the cig want Monica Lewinsky Reporter: Uh, sir , she's not running. G'Kar: I thought she's a quick female? Reporter: Uh, that's "fast woman" sir. And I think you're confusing a cigarette with Clinton's cigar. G'kar: Well she was the President's head? Reporter: Uh, no, that's "gave the" not "was the." G'kar, well , I'm going to ride her in! Reporter, that's "write" ... ah heck .. that's fine. Lewinsky for President.
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		Mr. Edgers of Edgers Industries Dick Chenny's the ticket! The man wrangled a $ 40 million golden parachute from the company. With that I'd have left before the Psi Corps whacked me! Almost makes you want to jump out of a transport in low orbit doesn't it?
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		Ms. Musante, Earth force Political Officer I'm for Libby, Joe Leiberman He wants to censure CD's, the internet, talk show hosts, ... I bet I can warm up his knish! You know the quiet ones are the best conquests! You think he sings as well in the shower?
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		Death Walker Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic He is a man of the people, just like me.
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		Mr. Morden, Shadow Minion Ariel Sharon, a Likud MK, and a former defense minister of Israel The guy just walks into a square and does more than we ever could !! Got to love chaos !