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A Babylon Five Christmas

(with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through B-Five,
    We were all struggling
    To keep our best hope alive.

    The fighters were hung
    In the hangers with care,
    In case any Shadows
    Appeared from thin air.

    The Aliens were hiding
    All scared in their quarters,
    While visions of holocaust
    Raced 'cross their borders.

    With Susan and Michael,
    And I in C-N-C,
    We had to keep lookout
    For trouble, you see.

    When right out of space dock,
    There arose a commotion,
    I sprang from my console
    To set Security in motion.

    Away to the docks
    I ran quite abrupt,
    My PPG loaded
    And fully charged up.

    When what do my wondering
    Eyes look upon?
    One of the Vorlons,
    Encounter suit on.

    I suddenly thought of
    My father, by Gosh!
    I knew in a minute
    It had to be Kosh.

    He was dressed in his helmet,
    With flowing dark robes,
    And looked like he filled up
    With several small strobes.

    His "eye" -- how it twinkled!
    His shoulders -- so strong!
    And how does he hover
    For so very long?

    More distant than galaxies,
    His simple voice came.
    We heard all the wind chimes
    As he called us by name:

    "On Sheridan! On Susan!
    On Delenn and Lennier!
    On Michael! On Marcus!
    You've always been here!".

    "To the edge of the stars
    The Shadows will call.
    Now run away! Run Away!
    Run away all!"

    And then, in a twinkling,
    In my mind did appear,
    All of my friends
    Looking quite queer!

    All of them asking,
    "Do you know who you are?"
    They seemed to talking
    From near and from far.

    And there was my father,
    "Dad, why are you here?",
    I asked. But he answered,
    "Listen and hear!".

    The room was then filled
    With such music and lights!
    It really unnerved me,
    And gave me the frights!

    I stood there and listened,
    As was my duty.
    And then said the Vorlon,
    "A moment of Beauty."

    Then a wink of his "eye",
    And a twist of his head.
    Soon gave me to realize
    I don't know just what he said!

    He spoke no more words,
    Just whistles and chimes.
    I hate when he does that!
    (It bugs me at times!).

    Into his ship
    He disappeared fast,
    And out through the space doors
    He left in a blast!

    The others said, "What
    Did he say to you?".
    To which I replied,
    "I haven't a clue!"

      • -Kevin G. J. Freels, 1996
© Copyright 1996, Kevin G. J. Freels

Special thanks to Kevin for allowing us to post his creative work here.



 
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