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Jokes, Quips, and Stupidity
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| Q: What do you call a Volon baby?
A: Osh Kosh |
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| Knock knock
Who's there? Kosh. Kosh who? Gesundheidt! |
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| Knock Knock
Who's there? Morden Morden Who? Morden that I can't tell you. |
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| Q: What's Neroon in Ring of Fire?
A: MinBar-B-Q |
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| Q: What kind of luggage does a Pak'Ma'Ra
take on plane?
A: Carrion |
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| Q: How many Mimbari does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None.
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| Q: How many Centauri does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One.
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| Q: What's more dangerous than a locked
room full of angry Narn?
A: One angry Narn--with the key. |
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