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Joke .. Submitter
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Q: What do you call a Volon baby?

A:  Osh Kosh

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Kosh.
Kosh who?
Gesundheidt!
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Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Morden 
Morden Who? 
Morden that I can't tell you.
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Q: What's Neroon in Ring of Fire?

A:  MinBar-B-Q

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Q: What kind of luggage does a Pak'Ma'Ra take on plane?

A: Carrion

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Q: How many Mimbari does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A: None. 
.....They always surrender before they finish the job and never tell you why.

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Q: How many Centauri does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A: One. 
.....But in the Grand old days of the Republic, 
.....Hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!

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Q: What's more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narn? 

A: One angry Narn--with the key.

 


 

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